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Chaotic Co-op Physics Stealth Comedy

Team up with up to 4 players to carry a body, avoid witnesses and security cameras, and escape through chaotic physics-based stealth challenges. Explore demo guides, walkthroughs, strategies, and survival tips.

1-4 Co-op PlayersAvailable Demo11 Supported LanguagesQ1 2027 Planned Full Release

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Your We Are So Cooked Journey

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Beginner Guide

Learn the core loop of We Are So Cooked: find the body, plan a route, and reach the exit without raising an alarm.

2

Co-op Guide

See how 1-4 player online co-op works, from inviting friends on Steam to splitting lifting and scouting roles.

3

Body Carrying

Master the physics of grabbing, dragging, and lifting the body through doorframes, stairs, and tight corridors.

4

Stealth Basics

Learn how civilians, guards, cameras, and guard dogs detect your team, and how to slip past every threat.

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We Are So Cooked Early Access: A Sneak Peek into the Physics-Stealth Co-op Game

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We Are So Cooked Console Release Dates: All You Need to Know

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We Are So Cooked PS5 Release Date: Everything You Need to Know

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Master the Mayhem: We Are So Cooked Gameplay Guide

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We Are So Cooked Beginner Guide: Master the Stealth and Physics

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We Are So Cooked: How To Play & Master The Co-op Physics Stealth Game

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What is We Are So Cooked?

We Are So Cooked is a chaotic co-op physics stealth comedy developed by Dwarven Brothers and published by 1312 Interactive. Team up with 1-4 players to find a body, haul it through luxury hotels and guarded compounds, and dodge civilians, guards, security cameras, and dogs on the way out.

Every escape is driven by ragdoll physics: snagged doorframes, wobbling staircases, luggage carts, wheelchairs, mops, and squeaky toys turn each job into slapstick teamwork. The free demo is live on Steam now, with the full release planned for Q1 2027.

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Developer

Dwarven Brothers

Publisher

1312 Interactive

Platform

Steam

Genre

Co-op Physics Stealth

Players

1-4

Demo

Live Now

We Are So Cooked Guides & Walkthroughs

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We Are So Cooked Demo Download

Find out how to download and play the free We Are So Cooked demo on Steam. Includes demo availability, installation steps, supported platforms, and the latest Steam Next Fest information.

1Open the We Are So Cooked store page on Steam
2Download and install the free demo
3Launch the demo and pick solo or co-op
4Invite up to three friends to your lobby
5Clear your first body-carrying run together
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We Are So Cooked Release Date

Track the latest release date announcements and development updates for We Are So Cooked. Covers the Q1 2027 launch window, the previously planned October 2026 release, and how to wishlist the game on Steam.

Full GamePlanned for Q1 2027 on Steam
DemoFree to play since October 19, 2026
WishlistFollow the game to catch release news
UpdatesDev announcements land on Steam and Discord
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We Are So Cooked Beginner Guide

Learn the basic gameplay loop, from finding the body to transporting it safely to the exit. Covers physics-based movement, teamwork, stealth fundamentals, and common mistakes beginners should avoid.

1Find the body and scout the exit route
2Get comfortable with physics-based movement
3Move the body without bumping into witnesses
4Split roles with your team before each push
5Watch sightlines and camera angles
6Escape the level without raising an alarm
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We Are So Cooked Multiplayer Guide

Discover how the 1-4 player online co-op system works and how to coordinate with friends while carrying a body. Explains solo versus cooperative gameplay, team movement, communication strategies, and the official Discord community.

Co-op1-4 players online with shared teamwork
SoloFully playable alone for a harder challenge
RolesLifters, scouts, and decoys share the workload
CommunityFind teammates in the official Discord
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We Are So Cooked Body Carrying Guide

Master the game's physics-based body transportation mechanics, including solo dragging, coordinated lifting, and environmental obstacles. Learn how doorframes, staircases, luggage carts, and restricted item handling affect each escape attempt.

1Grab, drag, and lift with physics controls
2Coordinate two-player lifts on heavy stretches
3Angle the body through tight doorframes
4Use staircases and luggage carts to save time
5Respect the one-item-per-hand limit
6Adapt when obstacles snag your cargo
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We Are So Cooked Enemies and Stealth Guide

Understand the different threats that can expose your team, including civilians, guards, security cameras, and guard dogs. Learn how each threat detects your team and practical strategies for avoiding alarms while moving the body.

CiviliansBystanders who notice you and call for help
GuardsPatrolling threats that react to noise
CamerasFixed lenses that expose your route
Guard DogsFast pursuers that chase down carriers
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We Are So Cooked Items and Tools Guide

Explore useful environmental items such as wheelchairs, mops, squeaky toys, and luggage carts. Learn their different purposes, including body transportation, blood cleanup, and guard distraction, plus the one-hand item restriction.

WheelchairRoll the body across open floors fast
MopWipe blood traces before they draw attention
Squeaky ToyDistract guards and dogs with noise
Luggage CartHaul cargo through service corridors
Item LimitOne item per hand shapes every decision
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We Are So Cooked Maps and Levels Guide

Explore the game's announced environments, including luxury hotels and heavily guarded compounds, and understand their distinct obstacles and security threats. Covers the confirmed plan for multiple launch maps and the level routes behind each escape.

HotelsLuxury floors with tight corridors and cameras
CompoundsGuarded estates with layered patrols
Launch MapsMultiple levels confirmed for launch
RoutesLearn layouts to plan clean getaways
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Frequently Asked Questions

Quick answers to the most common questions about We Are So Cooked.

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From your first demo run to chaotic 1-4 player co-op escapes, our community wiki has you covered with free, up-to-date guides.